Adele’s ‘Hello’ Equestrian Parody #adelehorseparody

By , January 2, 2016 5:27 pm

Remember the famous Adele song ‘hello’? Well now we have an equestrian parody of it, and it’s hilarious!

Here are some of the new ‘horse inspired’ lyrics:

Hello, it’s me
I’ve been chasing you for 40 minutes just to get you in
To go into your stable
That I pay a fortune every month for and you’d rather crap outside

Hello, are you listening
Your temporary deafness drives me mad when it’s time to get you in
Your field companion is in
I need to wash your legs and clean your sheath and then pick out your feet
There’s always this mud between us
Or a million flies

Hello, from the other side
In the field I’ve called a thousand times
To bring you in out of the pissing down rain
But each time I call you you piss off again
Hello from the warm and dry
At least I can say that I’ve tried
With treats and carrots time after time
But it don’t matter, even though mud’s up to my thigh

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5 Responses to “Adele’s ‘Hello’ Equestrian Parody #adelehorseparody”

  1. Chris says:

    Best Adele cover EVER! Tears from laughing rolling down my face right now!

  2. Kya says:

    I think I weed a bit… that is MY song. Brilliant!! Kya Richards, Tallow.

  3. Karen says:

    Utterly magic. Thank you

  4. Karen says:

    Utterly magic. Thank you. Very clever and so, so true

  5. eveline says:

    Haha, Brilliant……clear what the horse wants , well done and millions of thanks from the horses……

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